you fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!

tsundereslasher:

(x)


ask-jean:

this isn’t going to work

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flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"


but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of


dragoninthetardis4221b:

I’m crying because this is too perfect


matthulksmash:

forever-useless:

by Aurelien Police

"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."


guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping


ask-jean:

do you want me to grab your shaft again next time don’t move your head

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misterfreckle:

anything you want


thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck


muchymozzarella:

asparklethatisblue:

that’s differences between Elves and Dwarves for you

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET


offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ



"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."


terrifiedmouse:

"Oh man I’m so hyped about seeing that one gay anime come out this summer!!"

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Which

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one

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?????