this isn’t going to work
bringing this back because important
"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"
but what is spiderman so ashamed of
I’m crying because this is too perfect
"Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence."
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping
do you want me to grab your shaft again next time don’t move your head
anything you want
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck
that’s differences between Elves and Dwarves for you
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET
jesus fucking christ
"When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die."
"Oh man I’m so hyped about seeing that one gay anime come out this summer!!"